Jesus relaxes by foosball table in Fullsteam Brewery..

Ask Glow in the Dark Jesus!

Dear Glow in the Dark Jesus,

Have you tried out those new running shoes that are meant to be worn without socks? What do you think about them?

Sincerely,

Footloose in Florida

 

Dear Footloose,

How many pairs of shoes do you have again?

GitDJ

 

Dear Glow in the Dark Jesus,

My parents were mean to me. Do they still love me?

Wondering

 

Dear Wondering,

Go ask them.

GitDJ

 

Dear Glow in the Dark Jesus,

I want to be famous for you, so I can spread your name through all the world.

Sincerely,

Aspiring Star

 

Dear Aspiring,

No offense, but I’m kind of a big deal already. I have some friends who need your help, though. They are at the homeless shelter, the payday check advance center, and in the grocery store comparing prices on beans. You want to spread my name, you help them.

GitDJ

 

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