Ask Glow in the Dark Jesus!
Dear Glow in the Dark Jesus,
Have you tried out those new running shoes that are meant to be worn without socks? What do you think about them?
Sincerely,
Footloose in Florida
Dear Footloose,
How many pairs of shoes do you have again?
GitDJ
Dear Glow in the Dark Jesus,
My parents were mean to me. Do they still love me?
Wondering
Dear Wondering,
Go ask them.
GitDJ
Dear Glow in the Dark Jesus,
I want to be famous for you, so I can spread your name through all the world.
Sincerely,
Aspiring Star
Dear Aspiring,
No offense, but I’m kind of a big deal already. I have some friends who need your help, though. They are at the homeless shelter, the payday check advance center, and in the grocery store comparing prices on beans. You want to spread my name, you help them.
GitDJ
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Very good perspective giving post! Also, reminds me that I saw an actual Jesus action figure for sale at a record store last weekend. Awesome.
I think they used to have the Buddy Jesus out in stores after Dogma came out. Did you see that film, with the Jesus giving the “hey there” point? So corny, but a great commentary on trying to make faith relevant and going about it all wrong.
I really enjoyed these. Will we be seeing more of GITDJ?
Yes! Ask GITDJ will be a regular feature. I’m just gathering questions.